Bush may hate black people, but...
...Kanye West loves comic books.
I stopped by my usual comic spot (Midtown Comics), and I saw this guy with big shades and looked like Kanye West. Then he turned and I realized it WAS Kanye West. He was looking at the videos and figures, while his entourage was checking out the books. I'm not into autographs, so I was going to ask for a picture, but my camera was on the fritz, and besides... if I was famous, I wouldn't want anyone messing with my "comic book time".
Kanye also happens to be working on his own comic book. Yeah, yeah!