Snapple Fact #244
The watermelon seed-spitting world record is about 70 feet.
Alright, first this is about watermelon seed-SPITTING.... okay, everyone has to be good at something.
Second, this is a WORLD record. A WORLD record, as in "best of the other 6.5 BILLION people in the world".
Third, "about 70 feet"? "ABOUT"? Yo, if someone can spit that far, you better have measured it right. If at least to stay out of range.