Trapped in the Land of The Slow

I am writing this from Fla.

HEEEEELLLLLPP!!

This trip serves to remind me that I can NEVER EVER EVER NEVER go back to dial-up. It is agonizing painful to sit and watch (very SLOWLY) images load up one.... by one... by one. HOLY COW! It takes FOREVER to get anything to move. I almost get sleepy.

There's a tvcommercial with a turtle on a slow connection saying "Aaaahhh, it's me time." That is exactly how I feel.

Say a prayer for me. But say it slowly, The God of Florida is CRAZY slow. He might miss it.