Holy Flying Phalluses, Batman!
Garry Kasparov was attacked by a flying penis today. Yes, a flying penis. A trained master penis blocker was there to stop it.
Stop laughing! It's all true. See the video for yourself.
See? I told you.. a flying penis.
Note: Say it a lot. Who knows when I'll get to truthfully say that again. Flying penis. FLYING PENIS! FLYING PENIS!!!