Other uses for vodka

I just saw this list of other uses for vodka. It sort of reminds me of that scene in "The Matrix" when Cypher says "It's good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells." A lot of products have interesting other uses. We should research them.

Here's a list of uses for beer. Passing a kidney stone? Whoa.

Update: alternate uses for lots of other stuff.