Rescules is THE MAN!
My daughter, like most girls, plays with dolls. One thing is, her dolls don't wear any clothes. She takes off their clothes, but has trouble putting them back on, so they go naked.
Now an on-going storyline is where all the girls like Rescules (her name for Hercules). Most times, they're kissing him, sometimes they fight over him. But usually, they all share him. And, no matter what Rescules does, they always come back.
The girls' names are: Barbie, Cinderella, Bo, Bo 2, Princess, Miss Winnie, Caroline and Beauty.
Tonight is one of those nights where all the girls are all over him.
That's why Rescules is THE FRIGGIN' MAN!