Another candidate

I was looking at some webpage somewhere that mentioned the other candidates who were running in the 2008 Presidential election, and came across this guy:

Lee L. Mercer Jr.

HOLY BAT-SHIT! You have to read the guy's own official website! You'll almost think it's a joke. The stuff on there is simply insane. EXCEPT THIS GUY IS REAL!

His story is almost like something plucked from a science fiction story. Here are some highlights:

- he's a "Negro American Citizen"
- the army implanted a chip in his head
- he's constantly being educated via that chip
- he's developed his own learning method
- he has "a doctor degree Phd." in multiple fields
- those degrees will only be presented in a court of law
- the U.S. Military Police and Federal Police are writing biographies of him
- we are all under surveillance by the "Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three)" 24 hours a day.
- he wants to be paid "zillions of dollars" for his contribution to that organization
- after he balances the federal budget, he will refund all of the surplus money to each and every American citizen!

Also, he wants to prove President George Bush, as well as other government officials, have been impeached for torturing him and his family.