So I talking with someone who saw my profile picture on Myspace, and said "That looked like a light-up dildo." And we had a little chuckle. (see pic below)
Then her friend (who I only saw once before, don't even know his name) says "My boyfriend gave me a glass bong, and its shaped like a penis, and you smoke from the head of it. I just love it!."
Although I stayed cordial (hey, I'm a "social person"), I wanted to say "DUDE! WTF?" I'm not a homophobe, and maybe its just me, but how does one feel comfortable bringing up his glass dildo? To someone you don't know. And add the fact that you smoke from it's head?