Blogging from a small part of the Internet linked to NYC.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Ceiling Cat

OMFG!! This had me rolling!

I need to get this on a t-shirt.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

uhhhhh... dude.

So I talking with someone who saw my profile picture on Myspace, and said "That looked like a light-up dildo." And we had a little chuckle. (see pic below)

Then her friend (who I only saw once before, don't even know his name) says "My boyfriend gave me a glass bong, and its shaped like a penis, and you smoke from the head of it. I just love it!."

Although I stayed cordial (hey, I'm a "social person"), I wanted to say "DUDE! WTF?" I'm not a homophobe, and maybe its just me, but how does one feel comfortable bringing up his glass dildo? To someone you don't know. And add the fact that you smoke from it's head?

Sunday, March 05, 2006

"Me too!"

My daughter wanted to get in the act as well. Here he's telling you how old she is.

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A funny joke

My son's jokes have stepped up a notch.

In an earlier post, I noted one of his running "knock-knock" jokes. Now he's moved on to puns. Click below to listen:

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